Naughty Wife Advice: What not to give your wife

Are you the type of man that can’t buy an expensive phone for your wife, instead you give her your own when you want to buy a new, more expensive phone for yourself? Do you have it in you to buy your wife a brand new car and stick with your own old car until you can afford to change it, or would you rather give her your car and move on to purchase a new one for yourself?

Is your wife your trash can? Your dustbin where you chuck your old stuff you wouldn’t throw away. The only fresh thing you dump inside her is your akamu.

Have it in your bloody heart to buy new things for your better-half (that is if you regard her as such). What gift you give your wife mirrors your value for her.

If you keep giving your wife useless old stuff, your penis is gonna shrink one of these days. And you start producing old akamu anytime you shoot. The end result is your wife would grow way older than she is supposed to be.

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