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Naughty Wife Parenting Tip



Sleeping in the same room with your children is not often determined by choice but by the heftiness of your pocket. In this country, it is normal for daddy, mommy and children, plus maid or relative to sleep in one room that serves as both parlour and bedroom. Some don’t see it as okay for kids to sleep alone in a separate room, while some are in a transient phase of their lives whereby they have to live in one room. So, if you find yourself in any of the above mentioned category, don’t make the mistake of believing the children wouldn’t know when you guys are grinding corn. Hold whatever is nibbling you guys in your lilo and stich until the children are off to school or playing outside.
Don’t even think of kwashing when the light is off; children see in the dark. At night, as you guys play on all fours, just keep the lights on but your eyes fixed on the little darlings, watching out for when they twitch or turn their heads. And one other thing, keep your lips sealed, or if you could manage it, chat about your day while you vigorously do the bedroom dance, “ooh! *softly* the sink broke today”…”Aaah! The dishes were tooooo dirty. I saw three ants, harder, yeess, rawling in the kitchennn.”
Hehehehe!… are too naughty joo.

-Ify Chemieziem

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