I went for prayers and the prayer warrior said us women should be jumping up and down to receive our miracle. I looked at all the women and saw how their pawpaws were jangling up and down on their chests as they were jumping.
I refused to jump o. No be me go provide free show for that lonely man with hungry eyes. No wonder he picked out only well-endowed women for his special blessing, I guarantee he’d be nursing a killer hard-on right there while the women jumped.
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