Naughty wife talks: Dig up you own treasure

I remember a former neighbor, an accountant, who went to his village to bring his wife. When people saw his wife, they were shell-shocked. The woman was drop-dead gorgeous. And the man…I simply don’t know how to describe him.
One morning, two guys stood in front of the salon where we were to discuss with us. They were enraged when the accountant passed with his wife. He was carrying their only child and scampering after his wife.
“Look at him,” one of the angry guys said. “Which useless parent gave him this woman to marry. He is the ugliest man I have ever seen. His head alone was…was like a molded bicycle seat, and he is a little taller than the child he is carrying.”
Quite alright the man looked like a weasel, but his ugliness was amplified by his wife’s beauty.
They insulted the man all morning and fantasized of what they would do with the woman if she was theirs. “The way I will handle that her scrumptious nyash ehn. I will not come down at all anytime I climb her,’ they drooled.
This accountant treated his wife like a queen. He woke up first thing in the morning to mix bathing water for her in the bathroom, cook breakfast and take care of their daughter before the wife woke up. She took time to prim and beautify herself and then catwalk alongside her husband, causing heartaches for neighbourhood guys.
I just don’t know why these neighbourhood guys believed that the accountant did not deserve his wife. Just because he was short, ugly and had an oversized head that looked like a bicycle seat, doesn’t mean he did not deserve a beautiful wife.
I know what the problem was with the neighbourhood guys. They simply cannot swallow down the fact that this bicycle seat head would be screwing this woman every night. They think that kind of woman was only meant for their kind of penises.

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And let me be truthful, one of those angry guys, his wife, had a face like a walrus. He was a gigolo and was unable to extricate himself from his last job. The woman who was also older than him married him by force and now he is angry with the accountant, foaming in the mouth every morning anytime he saw the man’s beautiful wife.
Anyway, I did a little digging; I simply paid the couple a visit and went through their family album. I saw photos of the wife before she married the man and she was a serious mgbeke, a bushmeat.
Her complexion wasn’t that good and most guys who came across her then wouldn’t have looked at her twice. The accountant married her and invested his money on her, to bring out the beauty in her. Now, these neighbourhood guys felt he didn’t deserve her.
The essence of this story is that there are sensible men who know a treasure when they see one, even if it is covered in a pile of horse shit, while others would wait to drool over already discovered treasures.
Probably, if you treated your wife well, like a queen, other men would drool over your treasure.

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