Naughty Wife Talks: Drunks

The other day, I saw a drunk weaving on the road. The man suddenly jumped in front of a moving vehicle and waved his hand for the car to stop for him to pass.
It was almost hilarious if the man wasn’t in danger of getting himself killed. Then I marveled that that such kind of drunks still existed. I never knew that people still get drunk and stagger through the road in the city. This was supposed to be confined to ‘in those days’ era or in the rural areas where the village setting is never complete without a pet drunk.
This reminded me of some serious drunks I have had the fortune of encountering. Some were epic imbibers. Like Uncle Timo that went to an End of Year party in a new suit, he returned seriously plastered.
He pulled off his suit and stepped into a gutter to wash them. After ‘washing’ the clothes, he fetched water from the rotten gutter to have his bath before turning in for the night.
Or Sandra, who was so drunk that the quarrel between her and her boyfriend resulted to her lying on the express way and calling on any vehicle to dare run her over. By the time her eyes cleared, she had to do thanksgiving to God for sparing her life.

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Then, I remembered a newly married lady that wanted to force her menses to flow by downing some hot drink. She wasn’t a drinker so, she got tipsy and started blabbing, insulting her husband. In fact she told him that she was pregnant and that the pregnancy belonged to another man and that was why she drank in order to flush it out. I don’t know how the matter ended.
I remember one of our lecturers in those days that usually got plastered in the hot afternoon before coming to class. Students usually saw him staggering from the car park, his eyes wild. In fact, the smell of alcohol would be oozing from where he stood in front of the class giving indecipherable lecture. After talking gibberish, he would stagger back to the car park where his okada man would be waiting to return him to the beer parlour.
The man was only sober whenever he was broke and we would enjoy his excellent tutoring for a day or two.
Before I end today’s talk, I wish to announce what I saw today Cossy Orjiako’s naked bijongas. This woman decided to assault us with her udu mmiri. But she hid her nipples. Her boobs were as big as two three-year-olds. That kind of breasts can suffocate a grown man who doesn’t know how to handle them.

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