Naughty Wife Talks: Men to avoid

I can’t talk much today because I am not felling too well.
Okay, I confess sound health but right now I feel like taking a room in the best hotel in Abuja and spending the next week, attended to by the best physicians, that is after I take a dip in the pool and throw in in a spa moment.
Anyway, with me and my incapacitation, I shuffled to the bathroom to shower and there on the floor were two dying cockroaches. I beat a fast retreat and sent my knight to go and dispose of the cockroaches and investigate why the critters chose to die in our bathroom.
By the time my knight got there, the roaches got up and ran away. They weren’t dead after all. They were just masturbating!
Until now, I didn’t know insects wank.
And, while returning from somewhere couple of days back, from the car window I espied a lonely car parked in a lonely field, out of the way. What was that car doing there?
Well, when a man parks his car in that kind of bush path, he is only doing one of these two things: either he is shitting, or fucking.
And I like using public transport many times, I get inspirations from interacting with people that way. Like that same day I saw a car in the bush, I was also spying on a couple sitting close to me. While climbing into the bus, I had noticed the woman had a rambling arse on her. And I could swear she wasn’t wearing pant.

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Inside the bus, she squeezed her face and wasn’t talking to her man. The man tried to hold her hand, she snatched hers away. I immediately surmised what the problem was. The man must have shagged the living daylight out of her and on top of that he didn’t give her the gift he promised her.
Nothing annoys a woman like a man with huge a dick, empty pocket and a mouth full of lies. He will not get down from the woman on time, even if she complained of it paining her. He will be telling her ‘sorry’ and keep pumping. Then after that, the wine he sent for will never arrive and the suya he ordered for will miss road. The lady will leave hungry, crudely shagged and angry.
I prophesy, you will never meet that kind of man in your youth, Amen!
Please pray for me to get well soon. Just wish me soonest recover, according to Sir Shina Peter.

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