Naughty Wife Talks: Naughty proverbs

I don’t really like chairs that are designed to look like hands. It would look like a strange hand is cradling your arse.
And it also reminds of the Igbo proverb that says, “You are not the kind of arse one hand can carry”. That means you are stubborn.
And then, another one which says “Condition is not good for the blokos, that is why it is facing down” it means you are seriously broke, or down on your luck.
And my mama’s favourite one, “A woman who limps only distorts her vagina”. I can’t stop laughing. This simply means as you make your bed, so shall you lie on it. I just explained a proverb with a proverb. That shows I’m a typical Nigerian. We answer question with another question.

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AND, “no matter how big the buttocks is, it can never be too heavy for the owner.” It means the challenges that come to you can never overwhelm you. It sounds preachy, right?
AND, “I will not sit in my house and I crush my testicles.” It means you are in control of the situation. But its direct translation it sounds, “I cannot sit-crush my balls in my own house.” It also means I cannot take shit in my territory.
“A chick that would grow into a cock…you know it the first day” this one is an innocent proverb, but it sounds naughty. Just like this one, “what you are calling a small thing, someone else calls it big”.
What of, “No matter how ugly a vagina is, it is a penis that would fuck it.’ I am laughing in Swahili. This means, no matter how Nigeria’s situation is, it is me and you that will repair it.
If you know of any naughty proverb please, do add it in your comment.
By the way, happy Independence Day. How did you celebrate it? Hope you didn’t spend all day, screwing your spouse because you did not go to work.
Well, it is better than fighting.

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