Naughty wife talks: When not to confess

There are people we must prune from of our lives in order to keep our dignity. There are also husbands that are so useless that only a higher power and fake prophetesses than can expose them.

I heard this story and I am like what the…

Couple of years back, Eleme was experiencing a health challenge. His ears usually gave him problems. Sometimes they generate high pitch sounds only he could hear. He told his friend about it and this friend suggested to him that they consult a prophetess. ‘She sees everything, both hidden and in sprit,’ he assured Eleme.

They went to see this prophetess and as soon as the woman set her eyes on Eleme she told him: ‘There is something horrible you did in your past. You must confess for you to be well. If you do not confess, you will keep hearing that sound. Confess. What did you do? What is that horrible sin you committed?’

Eleme squirmed under the woman’s intense gaze. After a while, he confessed. He confessed that he was in the habit of fucking his wife’s younger sister. When the girl was sixteen, she came to live with them. He started shagging the girl. He laid her for seven good years. He even sent her to London and she got married there. Several times, he took his family to London for holidays, and while they were there, he sought the girl out, she was now a married woman, and humped her one more time like the old days.

Even a pin would rattle the house after Eleme was done with his confession. ‘Go and confess to your wife and ask for her forgiveness,’ the prophet ordered Eleme.

He confessed to his wife. The wife was perplexed. ‘How did you guys manage it? How do you do it?’ His wife asked him. She couldn’t believe that her younger sister and her husband could be screwing each other like rabbits under her nose.

Well, her husband clarified her. ‘We did it in the kitchen, in the parlour, I have even done her on our bed.’

Now, you’d think that after this epic confession that Eleme’s ears would heal. For where? In fact the noise in his ears became worse. It was like two trains were racing each other and blasting their horns inside his head. Eleme went back to the prophetess to tell her that her prayer did not work only for him to bump into the prophetess being drilled from the back by his bosom friend. Yep, his friend that took him there and the prophetess where serious lovers and screw each other like mad after every prophetic session.

Eleme was disappointed and ashamed and mad. So, all that confession was for nothing. He just broadcast his secret for nothing. He flew to India to see some doctors who asked him if he had had ever had shocking or traumatic experience in his life before. Eleme revealed to them that many years ago, he lost his first wife and little child in a fire incident. When he got the devastating news, he became temporarily deaf. The doctors told him that was the cause of his problem and he needed therapy and some drugs to pull through.

Such a funny world. Karma is really a bitch, and works with the fake prophetesses.

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