Naughty Wife: Things to eat with husband’s paddle

In case you bought a bucket of ice cream and you did not get a spoon, or have one handy, I advise you to ask your husband to lend you his baldy. I wonder if it can withstand ice-cold scoops. But if you eventually use his third leg to scoop ice cream (it must be turgid, very erect for it to work o).

The ice cream would be very cold on him. Quickly put it in your mouth to warm it with the heat in the orifice Hot and cold experience: I need to ask my doctor if it is safe before I go freeze some vital tinz.

You can use it to slurp wine on a lazy night. I don’t know about kaikai. You can use it to lick butter if you like that kind of thing, even milkshake. I don’t really know if you can use it to lick soup though.

-Ify Chemieziem

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