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By Joseph Edgar …
I just read in today’s Thisday that Nigerian women are the most promiscuous and that three out of every ten Nigerian children are bastards. Kai, if this story is true then I really bow down for our women. I respect Nigerian women o, dem get mind, so woman fit carry another person pikin give her mumu husband.
This report is devastating, I can just imagine men looking closely at their children, trying to see if there are any features they could lay claim to in supporting their claim for their children. So if our women have been this promiscuous why the hue and cry on how wicked men are, on how men have all sort of children outside and how men are reckless, not knowing that women are the most dangerous.
I advise all men to go do paternity tests for all dem children before they start paying school fees o. They should ensure that the children are truly theirs before they start educating their driver’s children. The test is very simple, you wait for your wife to sleep, then you cut their finger nail and then you cut the finger nail of the child, grind them together add salt and boil it in hot water, pour Maggie and curry after five minutes. When it is done you drink it.

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If the child is not your own, you will start purging as you are purging, be packing the woman’s load and be screaming your driver’s name. But if the child is yours nothing will happen. So that is the recipe, it is instant unlike the medical one that will take over a month to come back, by that time fear and anxiety go don kill you.
Nigerian women are wicked o. Very wicked. Me I am now looking at them the way you look at Boko Haram terrorists. Their activities are worse than that of Boko people. Is it not better for a bomb to blow you out of existence than for you to realize years after that the son you called your favourite was actually the maiguard’s son.
You see why more people are turning to gay? Na these kind thing dey make people prefer to be gay than to marry. Women, they are wicked I swear. With that them big eyes and big ugly tummies, they will just be sewing evil with their open legs causing disaffection.
Me, I rest my case and just be looking. Fear is catching me.

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  1. Jacinta

    August 13, 2015 at 2:40 pm

    Fallacy!!!

  2. Oise Oikelomen

    August 13, 2015 at 3:21 pm

    Hah!! This writer wants to start something here. Are you trying to start a counter column/series to Naughty Wife Talks?? This war of the genders always high collateral damage o. Abeg leave naija women alone.

  3. D-guy

    August 14, 2015 at 9:44 am

    This is nonsense, no be men that have wives dey sleep with those women? Most of the time, nah men dey pressurize dem. Women no fit pregnant without men. If our women are bad, men are worse CHIKENAH!

  4. Sokamad

    August 15, 2015 at 1:49 am

    Stupidly. Stupidity. Stupidest.

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