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This website helps you dump your girlfriend/boyfriend

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 It is not a secret that many people are cowards when it comes to breaking up with someone. They wouldn’t want to call it dumping too, but that’s what it is basically.
 So, if you fall within this bracket of people who find it hard, harder than death, to call their boyfriend/girlfriend on the phone, or over lunch, or on Facebook or Twitter and tell them it is over, then you should be happy to know that there is a new website whose administrators have taken it upon themselves to do the dumping for you.
 
Sorry It’s Over site are willing to carry the burden of helping with your break ups. The Australian website, created by Kristy Mazins offers to make a special dumping service delivery on your behalf. 
 According to MTV News, this is how they offer their service:
 “The breakup menu starts with texts and emails priced much like appetizers at $5.50. Sending a representative to break up with your soon-to-be ex in person will run you $66. But the most expensive option at $90 is something called the Sympathy Hamper, which is basically a gift basket complete with wine, chocolates and … snakes? For some inexplicable reasons, the official website says (hopefully fake) snakes are part of the deal.

Below is a sample of their professional dumping letter:

 

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  1. billion$

    May 14, 2015 at 4:39 pm

    paper break up is worst than face to face break up…let alone sending somone to do it for u…your fada!

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  2. Apachee zooma

    May 15, 2015 at 5:55 am

    Oh yeah! We are going places.

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  3. Ifenkili

    May 15, 2015 at 7:25 am

    buhahahahahaha…harsh AF

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  4. Don Lucassi

    May 15, 2015 at 9:54 am

    Hungry people who decided to solve a need = money making opportunity

    Reply

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