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Naughty Wife Talks: Chastity belt

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In the olden days, 15th century to be precise, the contraption in the picture is what oyibo men used to lock their wives’ vagina anytime they are going on a long journey so that she will not give it to another man in their absence, especially if the woman is beautiful. They called the VJ lock a chastity belt.
They will lock the thing and take the key along, when they return they will unlock it.
But won’t the place be oozing? Anyway, I heard that those brutal men in those day, when they return from pillaging and killing their enemies in war and raping the barbarian women, they like to come home to a wife with an equally stinking cunt.
The question is, what if the man dies wherever he journeyed to, since people can die anyhow in those days, what happens to the wife with a locked vagina?
That’s a question I’d like you to think about.
In the news, I heard that a pastor in Brazil convinced his followers that his penis dispenses holy milk that could do wonders, and the women in his church ended up sucking his pecker like feeding bottle. And people are kind of outraged.
Why are people outraged? It’s not like he forced them to suck his blokos. The women wanted to suck it. Women who worship their pastors wouldn’t mind sucking his blessed cock.

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In Nigeria, all these women that flock around and worship their pastors, especially the handsome ones, will be happy to suck their daddy’s zubra.
There was a lady who once confided in me that she only slept with men of God because their anointing would sip into her through their semen.
So, those women sucking the pastor’s cucumber were doing it willingly, with utmost pleasure.

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  1. billion$

    September 7, 2015 at 12:29 pm

    abeg shey d wives wont pee till the ode comes back?

  2. de don

    September 9, 2015 at 7:25 pm

    hahahahahaha..dis writer dey craze big time wah???

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