Naughty wife talks: Clash of the ‘blokoses’

That is what I call the presidential debates. I was flipping through the internet trying to sift through suite warriors from true evangelists to bless my morning when I ran smack into the American Republican party presidential debate, and there were ONLY men doing their pissing contest. ‘My piss will shoot further than yours?’

So, America is as backward as Nigeria when it comes to women having the BALLS to dream of being the president of a nation. Well, thank goodness Nigeria is not out in the cold alone. Maybe that should be comforting to those who like burying their head in the sand.

Men are taking everything. They dominate politics and even inching into other territories reserved for babies – The mammal glands. The men cannot swallow the bitter pill that those milk gourds are for their children immediately they start coming. They want to dominate it too. Just check out this report below.

“Prof Wale Oke, the Chief Medical Director (CMD) of Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH has called on men to stop competing with their babies to suck the wives’ breast.

Oke urged his fellow men to allow their babies enjoy their natural meal.

He spoke at the World Breastfeeding Week (WBW). The programme was organised by LASUTH Community Health Department in conjunction with the hospital’s Paediatrics.”

Someone hit me with a bucket of ice-water!

So, it is now officially proven that many malnourished children are as a result of their fathers hugging the breasts to themselves.

And do you know that some fathers, if they cannot snatch the breasts off their babies will decide to be screwing the wife while she breastfeeds.

Have you ever seen a thing like that before?

A woman lies down like a sacrificial lamb, her baby suckling in the front and the husband poking from behind. Just like a typical woman, she doesn’t want to displease anybody. Let them get a piece of her at the same time. No cheating.

There is even a father I heard who sits and be staring at his son while he is being suckled. He’d be licking his lips and be growling, ‘don’t let him finish it o. Ah-Ah, is he not tired yet?’ And the baby will behave as if he understands his father, he will grab hold of the breast with both hands and legs, the corner of his eyes on his daddy.

This has become so serious that some bold women have started selling their breast milk. They press and bottle the precious milk and sell it to grown babies. I saw a documentary on a woman who welcomed customers into her home to suck breast milk. They pay her good money to do that.

Happy Breastfeeding day in arrears though. I mean to women and babies of all ages. And for the clashing blokoses, please allow those with vagina to participate in the clash too…This world belongs to all of us.

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