Naughty wife talks: Man on a mission

What can a man not do while chasing a pussy cat?
I mean, the ingenuity a man can employ in trying to get in between the legs of a damsel is amazing. When you would know how creative a man can be is when you meet him scheming and plotting his way into a chick’s coconut.
A guy who cannot add 67+7 successfully will become a mathematical genius in calculating the longitude and latitude around a babe’s anatomy.
A man in pursuit of woman is far more intelligent and efficient than a secret service agent in digging out information regarding to the woman and the best method required to put her down below in his custody.
He is more benevolent than a Father Christmas. Even the stingiest of men can spare some cash when he is on a cunt mission. The most uncouth fellow becomes a perfect gentleman when he wants to encroach on a babe’s privates.
Husbands are experts in that department too. No matter how distracted they have been, when they want to mount their wife’s Aso Rock, they know what button to press.
A friend of mine said she recently realized that her husband didn’t just randomly buy her big stout at certain times. And he throws in some tasty kebab and serves it in their bedroom and he’s sweet and agrees with everything she says.

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‘Drink up,’ he urges her if she was talking too much about the Nollywood movie they are watching.
Then one night, she had an epiphany and asked him as he was craftily helping her to sip her drink. ‘This one you are so helpful. Like you want to fuck me?’
He burst into laughter.
‘Why not simply ask instead of this yeye trick.’
‘So that you’d tell me you have headache abi, or that all your body is paining you.’
‘So, you destabilize me with stout and kebab first and then have a field day.’
He leered. ‘You really know how to open your legs very wide when you are put in the mood.’
‘You dey craze! Evil man.’
Anyway, he still got his prize that night.
I doff my hat for men on the mission. Study the ways of a man diligently pursuing a babe, it would teach you how to diligently pursue your set goals in life.

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