Naughty wife talks: Feel free to blame it on the devil

What else is the devil there for? Apart from other evil machinations, he is there for you to toss blames at when you can’t take the heat. After all he is already accustomed to hail and brimstone.

So, you go ahead and ruin your life because you have the devil to blame when it comes back to bite a chunk off your arse.

On Sunday, I was being driven to church and a car passed us. The passenger’s red fingernails caught my eye. Her nails snagged my attention because they were curled around the driver’s neck. The girl was caressing the man’s neck and they were on speed, on a highway. And they weren’t putting on seatbelts.

The way they appeared, I can wager that she would likely give him blowjob soon. What recklessness! I looked at them and mouthed at the driver, “feel free to blame it on the devil.” Because if anything should happen, it would happen with his dick swinging free.

How can you walk or caress yourself into danger with your eyes wide open? Just like Flavour going about and planting his wild oats inside beauty queens. I hope he is not gonna blame the devil soon. Because the devil isn’t screwing the chicks with him, and getting them in the family way, when he could just marry one and do all the planting inside her.

We just celebrated Father’s Day. Some fathers are going about mounting anything mountable and burying their phallus in anything that looks like hole with hair around it, while their children starve and their wives chew concretes. Tomorrow, they will blame it on the devil; the convenient suspect.

I salute those that practice fatherhood in truth and in spirit.

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