Naughty wife talks: Woo your wife, again

When you were chasing your girlfriend, you employed all the tactics in you your romance arsenal to conquer her heart and make her say yes instead of the no she had been saying to you since.
You put on your best thread, tushed up completely any day you want to visit her. You stop by Mr Biggs to get her favourite snack and smiling as if you had a finger tickling your anus as you hand her the package. Even if she was frowning while collecting the gift, you are simply happy that you bought her something.
If you eventually lured her into your room and your hand wandered near her pant and she snapped at you. You recoil, but only to use another style to reach her pant.
You lovingly ask her why. You want to know why she doesn’t want to give you a slice. You speak all the grammar in this world.
If you guys eventually commit fornication before marriage, I am sure you tried all the tricks in the book on how to please a woman in bed. Though you didn’t like kissing, but you kissed her because you think girls like kissing.
You showed her you were romantic.
‘Did you enjoy it?’ you ask her lovingly after the show.
Then you married her later. You suddenly forgot she had a favourite snack even if Mr Biggs builds a branch office on your nose.
You no longer read books that can teach you how to please a woman in bed. The only self-help book you read nowadays is the ones with the title ‘How to keep a long-lasting, steely erection’; ‘How To Be A Man In Your Marriage’; ‘How To Make Money Without Lifting A Muscle’.

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If you asked your wife for nyash and she refused, that day, she will see pepper. One, you will never beg her. In fact she must give you the thing whether she is wet or as dry as Sahara desert, e no concern you, all you want is to put your snake to sleep.
If you eventually got what you wanted, and got laid, you turn to the wall and fall asleep even before you’re completely out of her. E no concern you whether she enjoyed it or not, all you know is that you don pour, you don hose this night and you are okay.
If you were in the category of husbands who have forgotten how to woo their wife, mpkuru amugi ebeahu, you better repent.

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