Naughty Wife’s feeding For ‘akpako’

Is it wise to over-feed your husband because you want him to hammer you very well? Mbanu. Overfeeding and underfeeding are the same. He will not have the energy to do anything. Likewise you, if you eat too much akpu or rice, and down a jug of water, you will definitely feel like a python that swallowed a full-grown goat. And then nothing nothing for you.

The key is, you eat moderately or lightly before anything. Salad or vegetable meal is the best, chew some ginger if you like, and some other nuts (I don’t mean your husband’s nuts this time around, though they look chewable). Heavy meal is like a no no for bed tinz.

Another thing is, I take God beg you, don’t chew onions or garlic before you go to romance your husband or wife. Except you guys don’t kiss during the do. But even if you don’t kiss, don’t open your mouth while doing it, like expressing your… ? Except if the thing no dey sweet you, or you dey pretend.

 

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